February 2012
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Feb 29th
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
Feb 29th
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jkimisyellow: violentblowjobs: i was more surprised by his voice than the pencils. OMG GINGERS ARE SCARY
Feb 29th
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jkimisyellow: myda777: dearydearydear: vunes: agrund: wildwithapassion: j4k3y: trust: wow i need friends like this………. did i just, witness someone getting murdered lmfao did she just die? why are they still laughing omfg what go get your mom LOL WHAT? MURDER
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Feb 29th
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When you smell weed →
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Feb 27th
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Sister: We should raid Uruha's wine cabinet.
Me: * doesn't drink *
Sister: No no not to drink so Ducky can swim *A*
Me: What if he drowns ?
Sister: * posts pic of a rilakkuma in a cape * Then Aoi will save him
Me: Sometimes I swear you ship them harder than me.
Uruha-lnc: you want to drown me in my own wine?
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I want to know what everyone's first fandom was.
thecitieslights: illegalsleep: ghost-crown: suddenlybrochelle: jesymckinney: waffleawful: … kingdom hearts. I was into a lot of stuff beforehand but kingdom hearts got me on the internet. Golden Sun. :\ Halo No regrets Sims. First experiences on the internet were in the Sims 1 chatroom. No, really. … Naruto. e.e;;;; Inuyasha. ( e __ e ) DN Angel n////n
Feb 27th
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Just applied at a sex shop Will everyone think it’s adorable when Im famous? I sure do hope so.
Feb 25th
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whoreoscopes: SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN
Feb 25th
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Feb 21st
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Nrrrrrr
All the Sasha Grey damn I would love to be her Waiffu
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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LET'S GET TUMBLR PERSONAL BUT NOT REALLY
talisonswift: how many sideblogs do you have how many followers do you have how many messages do you have in your inbox how many likes do you have top 10 favorite blogs your tumblr bffs who do you want to follow you how many posts do you have
Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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REBLOG IF YOU'RE RUDER.
reitas-penis:
Feb 16th
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Amg Justin
Fuck the hour questions you need to send me someeeeeee <3
Feb 16th
Bitches better not be fuckin with my waiffu
YALL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HOOD I CAME FROM I WILL FUCK YOU UP DON’T EVEN MAKE MY WAIFFU SAD DON’T EVEN MAKE HER FROWN FOR A SECOND
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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My Life Story
robotress: How Normal Girls Act With Their Crush: How I Act With My Crush:  
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
Feb 13th
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Tell me why I can’t just give my boss two weeks notice. Like I’m not spooked easily but honestly she’s the world’s biggest cunt like really she is no joke. She’s like subway barbie and I can’t take it anymore period. I just need to tell her that I’m quitting I hate it there and I basically hate everyone there all of them but like two coworkers. ...
Feb 12th
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"Hi I'm Aoi, my nipples are soon to follow."
Oh Uruha you slay me with your fanfic humor.
Feb 12th
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Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
ruu-hime: hellsnextboss: skysedge: 69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
Feb 12th
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